The Master Plan (Signed CD) $12.99
"laced with intelligent humor, edgy opinions… leaves them (the crowd) hanging on his every word!"
– Punchline Magazine

Pure Polyester $9.99
“ a very original comedy CD. Biographical material is given a twist that makes it interesting and, most important, funny… a solid winner!”
- The Serious Comedy Site

New Years Resolution Mug $12.99
Limited edition 8oz mug. Start your year off with a healthy dose of delusional optimism. Be better than everyone else! Success guaranteed.